Poor Tang-a-lang-a-tash-a-gama

Okay here is a sad sad story... So me being the perfect roommate (he he) decided that i would clean the apartment and vacuum, since we had dorm room inspections, well while cleaning I decided to move the couch and stuff. Well when i leaned back against the desk to look at the beautiful job i did i heard a huge CRASH! And felt water run all down my back. Well turned out when i leaned back i pushed the fish bowl, which i forgot was there, against the wall and broke it. I jumped up looking for my fish. There he was lying next to the desk flopping. So i hurried up and picked him up! (Yes i pick up a fish in my Hand!!!! Gross.) I ran into the kitchen and...

Grabbed one of my roommates cups and filled it with water, dumped the fish in and made sure he was still alive. And Guess What He was! Yes Tang... Is still alive. So after i made sure he was alive i went and evaluated the mess. Then i realized i had glass down my shirt. Me being the dork i am, immediately started to take off my shirts. While in the process of that i realized my blinds we're open! Ahhhh... So with my shirt half off i tried too close my binds... But everything is good... tang... is still alive, and no one saw me. The only thing i was afraid off was my roommates walking in and seeing me half naked with a huge mess around me and a vacuum. They probably would have thought i had this weird ritual of vacuuming naked... lol

(This is my foot. I smashed it and it really hurt. All because i was trying to clean. This only confirms that i should not move stuff while cleaning or that i should just not clean:)

This day was a very bad day. But very funny now that i look back.